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Boht sharmindagi hoi Ap se mil kr

Agar Aap Ka sMs Package Hy To Mera B Hy haath milao. ( ‘:’) (‘;’ ) /–=– / /> Boht sharmindagi hoi Ap se mil kr pakag b ha pr b ap msg ni karty - See more at:...

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BUDUK BUDUK BUDUK

Teacher : titanic kaise doba Student : DUBUK . DUBUK . BUDUK . BUDUK . . BUDUK . . BUDUK . . GULUM . . Gulu gulu gulu

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Tu darakht pe kion latka hai

Sardar darakht pe ulta latka howa tha . Friend: Tu darakht pe kion latka hai. Sardar: Sar dard ki goli khayi hai kahen pait mai na chali jaye

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Like 0r comment ki umeed krna

Duniya me 5 muskil kaam 1.Hathi ko dhaka lagana 2.Machar ki malish krna 3.Chitti ko kiss krna 4.Ziraf ki gardan dabana 5.Ap logo sy like 0r comment ki umeed krna

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Qadam jahan parre

Us ke qadam jahan parre hum ne woh jagha choom li FARAZ Aur Woh meri ami ko keh gayi aunty tawada munda mitti khanda j

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Free gift hay

Aik larhkee dukandar say shampoo khareed k kehnay lagee is kay ssath jo free gift hay wu denta Dukandar: Konsa? Larhkee: Ispay jo lika hay dandruff free

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Larki ka rishta

pathan: yaar mere liye kisi achi si larki ka rishta bta Dost: Aik larki hai B.com ki pathan: yaar kisi b qoum ki ho bas parhi likhi honi chahie

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Saath rakhna

Agar manzil ko pana hai to himat saath rakhna Agar pyar ko pana hai to aitbar saath rakhna Agar hamesha muskurana ho to BRUSH AUR PASTE SAATH RAKHNA

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Kisi ne milai

Ye baat samajh me aayi nahi, Aur mummy ne samajhai nahi. Mai kaise mithi baat karu? Jab mithi chiz koi khai nhi. Ye chand kaise maamu hai? Jab mumy ka wo bhai nahi. Kyu lambe baal hai bhaalu ke? Kyu...

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Kitnay marks liye

Ek ladka fail hua Uskay abu ne kaha dekhu padon ki ladki nay kitnay marks liye hain Ladka haan haan dekh dekh aur dekh , usee ki waja say thu Fail huwa hun

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Goal Hai

Dunya . . . . . . . . Goal Hai………

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DHOKA KHANY SY ATI HY

AQAL BADAM KHANY SY NAHI DHOKA KHANY SY ATI HY FUNNY BUT TRUE

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Mera hath wha tak nahi phunchta

Chand pe likh du tera naam mera dil ye chahta hai Per ek to mera hath wha tak nahi phunchta Dusra ye khyal din mein aata ha

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Main bata deta hoon aapko

Research kehti hai ki ladkian ladkon se zyada mehnati hoti hai Aapko pata hai kaise Nahi pata Main bata deta hoon aapko Kyun ki 100 mein se 10 Larkia’n naturally khoobsurat hoti hai Aur baki Apni...

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Article 5

Kal ho “AAJ” jaisa, Mahal ho “TAJ” Jaisa, Phool ho “GULAB” jaisa, or Zindagi k her qadam pe FRIEND HO ? ? ? ? ? excuse me ? ? hellO . Friend ho ? . Mujh jaisa

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Ek Cheez Hata Sakte Ho

Girl- (In A Party) Excuse Me.. Mere Hath Men Plate Hy, To Kya Aap Mere Face Par Se Ek Cheez Hata Sakte Ho..? . . . . . Boy- (Khush Hote Hoye) Han Bolo Kya Hatana He..? . Girl- Apni Kutte Jaisi Nazren

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